whyyoustabbedme:

When your free trial ends and they ask for your credit card information 

hookayy:

I always love more and it’s fucking stupid

i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos:

osointricate:

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

AMEN

sm00thd:

dankmemeuniversity:

😂

thecoolestlame3:

joner:

hotmeat89:

joner:

hotmeat89:

what does it mean when she sends you a pic of her pussy with the caption come fuck this pussy??????

snapchat or text message

she’s in my room asking me to fuck her what does this mean

Shit homes that could mean fucking anything

🙃🙃🙃

screenshotsofdespair:

idrils:

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

tomfordvelvetorchid:

You don’t always need to talk…or speak…like its good to shut the fuck up sometimes…i love not talking